kanyanyan:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

keysmash composition

sksjjsksj- as if you placed your hand over your mouth and are trying to keep it down, but it’s so funny you can’t help but make a hissing kind of chuckle. ;; is common due to proximity.

bdfgdbd – imagine laughing so suddenly you spit out your drink. that’s what this is.

GDBDLSBD – gargling noise

fgsda – quick response, left hand middle row of the keyboard, indicates acknowledgment. gays mostly.

qowuytiypu – rare upper-row smash. unknown, yet infinite, implications.

DHKDHLDJGFIFK- just died in a video game.

asdfghjkl; – The Swipe. needs to express Something, but unwilling to actually smash. not unacceptable, but tactfully lazy.

all-over smash(pdnhsbfsxkoowkdndjznkix) – it’s too much to handle. your mind feels overwhelmed, and must truly smash. occasionally accompanied by ;; and ?? with rare number appearances.

@neon-green-erisolsprite 

hasta-lala-uego:

chokkilissa-nahollos:

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

raven-dreaming:

jonathanpdallas:

raven-dreams-of-gf-chahut-maenad:

The Signs as Things Vin Venture Has Done
Aries – Became a literal god
Tauros – Flew through the air like a fairy of DEATH
Gemini – Survived so many wounds that should’ve killed her 
Leo – Spent most of her time perched on high parts of rooms and coming in through the window instead of the door
Cancer – People worshiped her as the heir to Mist Jesus
Virgo -Defeated hundreds of incredibly powerful beserker zombies
Libra – Outthought someone who could see the future
Scorpio – Killed an immortal god-king
Sagittarius – Proposed to her lover while nursing a near fatal wound. 
Capricorn – Carried around a huge ass sword taller than she was and murdered the generals of an opposing army
Aquarius – Killed about 200-300 soldiers because she was confused about her romantic life.
Pieces – Befriended the grumpiest, most jaded, and irritated creature on her planet

Ummmm, I’m a Leo and I have literally left classrooms by jumping out the window…. I am offended by the accuracy

do you know what a homestuck is