sollux and eridan represented the tumultuous dichotomy between chads and incels
any timeline where sollux is a chad is a doomed one
sollux valued and respected his friends male or female UNLIKE eridan . sollux was grouchy but not aggressive and even when he squabbled with karkat they made up. sollux was selfless and died a couple times so everyone could succeed. SOLLUX IS A CHAD. someone add the panel where hes getting carried away by feferi and nepeta
only a chad
eridan amporincel:
genocidal complex
thinks magic is fake, collects wands anyway
shitty relationships
had a lesbian make him a White Science Wwand, killed that same lesbian with that same wwand
black-flirted with another lesbian
needs respect women juice
sollux chadtor:
cool glasses
doesnt need weapons
double horns
good friends with karkat despite having discussed with him several times
doesnt flirt with lesbians
has had his respect women juice, as well as a succesful relationship with a woman whose hemotype was far above his
any and all amount of time i spent on this was far too much
John: No description, frequently changes his header title to different topical memes
Rose: “I post about crafts, writing tips, and destroying the patriarchy. Go follow my girlfriend.”
Dave: “dave.”
Jade: “jade/16/she/her pronouns please! c: no byf, just be nice, assholes get blocked! check out my art tag!”
Jane: “this is the OFFICIAL blog of the heiress jane crocker, all other blogs in my name are FAKES and their recipes are NOT VERY GOOD!”
Jake: “if you’re here to send me some anon hate, PREPARE TO BE WRECKED!!! *brandishes pistols* >:D”
Dirk: “Pro-Logic. Anti-Dumbass. Future Engineering Major. Expert Swordsman. Days since last callout post: 18.”
Roxy: “roxy’s retro gaming blog! im a 16 year old girl and i could kick your gross neckbeard ass at smash bros ;)))”
Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227
Word count in the LOTR Series:
The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462
This changed me
I’ve read/ am reading fic that are upwards to 150,000 – 200,000. You’re telling me that authors that write for fun are writing a full-length book for the fun of it? They have earned my respect 10 fold.
Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time
*buying vodka* cashier: can i see your ID? me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*
this post is a death sentence
its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep
what do you mean fall asleejsfhksfbfjafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff