occidentalavian:

touhou12:

nyoomeo:

ectotheology:

aut0-resp0nder:

ectotheology:

sollux and eridan represented the tumultuous dichotomy between chads and incels

any timeline where sollux is a chad is a doomed one

sollux valued and respected his friends male or female UNLIKE eridan . sollux was grouchy but not aggressive and even when he squabbled with karkat they made up. sollux was selfless and died a couple times so everyone could succeed. SOLLUX IS A CHAD. someone add the panel where hes getting carried away by feferi and nepeta

only a chad

eridan amporincel:

  • genocidal complex
  • thinks magic is fake, collects wands anyway
  • shitty relationships
  • had a lesbian make him a White Science Wwand, killed that same lesbian with that same wwand
  • black-flirted with another lesbian
  • needs respect women juice

sollux chadtor:

  • cool glasses
  • doesnt need weapons
  • double horns
  • good friends with karkat despite having discussed with him several times
  • doesnt flirt with lesbians
  • has had his respect women juice, as well as a succesful relationship with a woman whose hemotype was far above his
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any and all amount of time i spent on this was far too much

Blog Descriptions of the Homestuck Kids

John: No description, frequently changes his header title to different topical memes
Rose: “I post about crafts, writing tips, and destroying the patriarchy. Go follow my girlfriend.”
Dave: “dave.”
Jade: “jade/16/she/her pronouns please! c: no byf, just be nice, assholes get blocked! check out my art tag!”
Jane: “this is the OFFICIAL blog of the heiress jane crocker, all other blogs in my name are FAKES and their recipes are NOT VERY GOOD!”
Jake: “if you’re here to send me some anon hate, PREPARE TO BE WRECKED!!! *brandishes pistols* >:D”
Dirk: “Pro-Logic. Anti-Dumbass. Future Engineering Major. Expert Swordsman. Days since last callout post: 18.”
Roxy: “roxy’s retro gaming blog! im a 16 year old girl and i could kick your gross neckbeard ass at smash bros ;)))”

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

armellin:

the-queen-of-thedas:

orangelemonart:

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

I’ve read/ am reading fic that are upwards to 150,000 – 200,000. You’re telling me that authors that write for fun are writing a full-length book for the fun of it? They have earned my respect 10 fold.

A friendly reminder.

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

*buying vodka*
cashier: can i see your ID?
me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*

this post is a death sentence

its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep

what do you mean fall asleejsfhksfbfjafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff