homeiswherethestuckis:

homeiswherethestuckis:

okay I know it’s late but I want everyone to hear this thing I came up with earlier:

Karkat is a wedding planner.  He’s fantastic at his job, literally the best in the biz.  People don’t really like him all that much because he yells a lot and insults everybody even remotely involved with the wedding at least once (it’s like Gordon Ramsay on kitchen nightmares except worse).  People do respect him a lot, though, because his work is beautiful and magical and somehow exactly how they always dreamed it would be.  They never fail to make people cry.  Karkat usually ends up apologizing to everybody he insulted or treated badly at the reception (aside from the wedding party he generally works with the same people, so they’re used to this by now, but the wedding party tends to appreciate it).  

Because of how amazing his weddings are, there’s always tons and tons of couples clamoring to get him to work with them.  Since Karkat is technically a god, it doesn’t matter how much money people give him to do their wedding.  Instead, he insists on hearing all about the couple, from how they met all the way to the proposal.  He works with the couples he thinks have the most romantic story, because he thinks they have the greatest potential for a life filled with love and happiness together.

@zenxarareport Karkat invented wedding planning