ectotheology:

ectotheology:

ALPHA KIDS go to IKEA. JANE and DIRK take it seriously and try to find furniture. ROXY falls asleep in a mattress display. JAKE gets lost and is never heard from again.
DIRK is the one who ends up building all of the furniture but he doesnt mind.

sometimes in the depths of that ikea you can still hear jakes cornball exclamations.

“uhh… did that LÅNGFJÄLL just yell TALLY HO..?”