raven-dreaming:

jonathanpdallas:

raven-dreams-of-gf-chahut-maenad:

The Signs as Things Vin Venture Has Done
Aries – Became a literal god
Tauros – Flew through the air like a fairy of DEATH
Gemini – Survived so many wounds that should’ve killed her 
Leo – Spent most of her time perched on high parts of rooms and coming in through the window instead of the door
Cancer – People worshiped her as the heir to Mist Jesus
Virgo -Defeated hundreds of incredibly powerful beserker zombies
Libra – Outthought someone who could see the future
Scorpio – Killed an immortal god-king
Sagittarius – Proposed to her lover while nursing a near fatal wound. 
Capricorn – Carried around a huge ass sword taller than she was and murdered the generals of an opposing army
Aquarius – Killed about 200-300 soldiers because she was confused about her romantic life.
Pieces – Befriended the grumpiest, most jaded, and irritated creature on her planet

Ummmm, I’m a Leo and I have literally left classrooms by jumping out the window…. I am offended by the accuracy

do you know what a homestuck is