swamp-wizard:

i know what youre all thinking ohhh he just hates dirk and john being shipped with anyone whos not each other which, yeah i get how my #shipping #opinions might come off that way altho its not true. johndave is solid. johnkat is solid. dirkj**e is solid even though everyone who goes hard for it in this the year of our lord 2018 is the kind of weirdo who calls themselves an “anti-anti” or whatever. what else. hmmm. i havent thought enough about john/sollux to know if its solid but i like the idea of them meeting through major league esports and getting into a fistfight somehow