does dirk eat swords whole or does he chew them I need to know

smallmetal:

dirk is a man of class, a savant of the culinary arts. he has multiple ways of eating his swords. he may fry, bake, barbecue, grill, roast, foam, flambé, glaze, juice, slow cook, stew, or even cream his swords. he knows how to enjoy a good meal, with classy sides and tasty toppings.