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The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

They’re almost as bad as cats

They’re like badass kids😍😂😂

I want to know what she is saying

Here’s a rough translation in chronological order (I swear this sounds ALOT funnier in Sichuanese):

*exclaims in Chinese*

“Hey you guys, play w/ the broom! *tosses broom over the gate* Hurry, hurry.”

“You cutie, my son! You like playing w/ the broom? Don’t play with it anymore (means give it back)”

“Hey don’t break it.” *puts broom back together*

*grabs panda* “Get outta here.”

“Don’t try me.”

“Hey don’t bite me!”

*chases after another panda* “*sighs* I’m exhausted.”

“Hey give that back!”

“Hey these are TREE LEAVES!”

“Here they come again” *carries basket away*

“Why don’t you two just play (instead of bothering me)??”

*holding two pandas* “You two tire me out”

*pats pandas on the tush* “Alright get outta here”

*panda crawls into basket after a little face off with the keeper* “Y’know at this point might as well throw you in the trash”

*grabs dustpan pandas were playing with* “Hey guys come here and play instead. Come here!” (and only two pandas listened)

(Panda chases her around) *exits* “I’ve been stopped.”