yallmst:

pyrlspite:

imagine living on earth c and you’re walking your dog and you look up to see god drifting through the sky on a jpeggy skateboard and you give him a thumbs up and you can just see him return it with a subtle, unbelievably cool nod

imagine youre a 40-something accountant living on earth c and this 16 year old kid is one of your long awaited gods and you just have to deal with it when he ollies off the side of your firm on his shitty jpeggy skateboard and chips the paint, causing your firms stock price to plummet because said 16 year old god intentionally fucked up the economy as an ironic social statement