fermatas-theorem:

sabertoothwalrus:

people with ADHD are old computers

• slow processor
• one program at a time
• most programs take forever to start running
• and even longer to close
• wait no I didn’t mean to open that one-
• don’t try to rush them by asking them to run the program over and over. They will start screaming and probably crash
• after running one program you need to restart them in order to run anything else. try again when they wake up lol
• guess who takes forever to wake up !
• there are certain programs that are really lightweight and don’t require much effort to run. Hope u like solitaire cause you’re gonna be doing that a lot
• listening to music is just colorful swirls???
• certain programs CAN NOT run by themself they NEED help from the cd-rom or else they will NOT work sorry
• need to access information? Sorry they only have 2GB of total memory so they’ll need to use the internet to look it up but it’s like 2002 and shitty
• there are programs that require a processeing power they Do Not Posses and they live knowing they will never get to enjoy them

I feel more like a game console

hello I am optimized for one thing and not good at anything else.

yes that thing.

no I don’t have a word processor or a calculator, wtf

oh yeah, graphics, I can do graphics, those are easy!

you took out the game and I forgot the last three hours of play because you didn’t save, hope you’re happy

why do you think I have a clock. do you mean in-game time?