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today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me

i had someone order a peanut buster parfait, easy on the nuts, so i wrote a special instruction, “easy nut” and my manager started crying