- Whenever someone says “Merry Christmas!” to you, respond, “I’m sorry, I don’t know who that is.”
- Carry around a jar labeled “Jewish Christmas jar” and
anytime someone refers to Chanukah as “Jewish Christmas” make them put in $5.- Try to pay for things in gelt.
- Write outraged letters to Chick fil A and Hobby Lobby accusing them of a war on Chanukah because no one said Chanukah sameach to you when you checked out.
- Pretend not to know what your friends’ stockings are and attempt to place them on your feet.
- Show up to white elephant parties with a dreidel and try to get everyone to gamble away their presents.
- If you work in retail, swap your store’s Christmas music out with klezmer when no one’s looking.
- Whenever someone asks you if Jews celebrate Christmas, blow an air horn in their face.
Time for the annual reblog
Jewish Survival Guide: Christmas Season Edition
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