landofsomethingsomething:

roxy and dave develop NES games as a hobby and by “develop” i mean dave produces low effort shitty chiptunes and roxy fucks around with bitmaps from existing games and the end result is a title screen that insists you “press start to play” but whenever you do so hella jeff’s 8 bit pixellated face appears and a random compressed voice sample from an old NES game inexplicably plays (”BLADES! OF STEEL”) and after you do it a few times eventually sweet bro starts sassing you too 

if you enter the konami code everything clears and geromy appears on screen, waves, and then it goes back to the original start screen

roxy and dave both swear there is a way to beat it but no one has figured it out yet