keegan swamp-wizard told me to make this post. he coerced me, a minor, into it. lets go
KARKAT: makes posts about how the people on this sub ARENT violent misogynists but this is just a response to oppressive feminist anti nice-guy culture, but they arent misogynists, he swears
TAVROS: makes posts about how a girl talked to him the other day and he had to lie down for 5 hours. gets bombarded by other people on the sub calling him a fakecel
SOLLUX: makes those photoshop edits of people on the sub into an “ideal male” with horrifyingly strong jawlines
EQUIUS: just a lurker, is literally only there for sollux’s “true alpha male” photoshop edits
ERIDAN: makes posts about how women don’t deserve rights and how he wishes they’d all die for not fucking him
DAVE: makes those incel vs chad comics. it’s unclear to anyone if he’s being serious
DIRK:
JAKE: literally like the manifestation of the chad ideal. empty-headed idiot but gets doted on by women for some reason. doesnt use r/incel but every chad hate post is about him
JOHN: was trying to go to r/intel to ask a question about his sweet gaming rig and only came here by accident
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