princetier:

lizardlicks:

curlicuecal:

yd12k:

alexander-the-spooky:

moirails-for-life-yo:

justanundeadowl:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“Strider fuck off, and by fuck off I mean fuck off right back over here you insufferable prick.”

“i’m 13 u egg”

“Well shit. That’s a hell of a mystery. No one thought was a mystery. And didn’t even really need solving. But damn if it didn’t just get solved. So nice work.”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

“N… no!”

“A FAIR REBUTTAL. HOWEVER, CONSIDER THIS COUNTERPOINT:
Y… YES???”

“EVERYBODY OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY. I GOT A LAB FULL OF HUMANS, A MOUTH FULL OF YELLING, AND A TORTURED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE FULL OF TOTALLY HYSTERICAL EMOTIONS AND UNAIRED GRIEVANCES AT PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY.”

additionally, “fuckin pain in the ass fuckin clouds”.