Classpecting Gothic

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-Your friend tells you she’s definitely a Sylph Of Time. You go to make a comment about how much you think that title fits her, and suddenly she’s a Bard Of Mind.

-A maid is a passive class.

-Hope is op.

-*while people-watching* that one’s a Void player, that’s a Space player, there’s your Heart player right there, and that person is DEFINITELY a Prince…

-Canonically, certain classes are gendered. Fanonically, nothing matters and everything out of Hussie’s mouth is a lie.

-You classpect your current favorite character as a Knight Of Hope. You look back to your notes from classpecting previous faves. They’re all Knights Of Hope too.

-A maid is an active class.

-“Oh, you’re a homestuck? Awesome!! What’s your classpect?”

“I’m a Seer.”

“Cool, what’s your aspect?”

*smiles benignly in response*

-Everyone you talk to has a stack of the finest fraymotifs and a Land way more in depth and convoluted than yours ever will be. No exceptions.

-There are ten classpect analysis blogs in your tumblr recommendations. All of them have requests closed.

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