Alternative Alphaverse Davekat Hdcs for your Consideration
Famous Director Dave is at this point completely reclusive and hasn’t left his apartment more than twice in the last year (and maybe only a dozen times in the last 6)
Has been communicating and organizing his movies all through skype and long long chat messages sent at 3 am that are pretty much hell for his assistances to sparse. Doesn’t even shoot the movies himself, everybody knows the real magic happens during editing.
Posts bogus stories about himself for the media to gobble up.
Has been paying impersonators to go to Hollywood parties for YEARS and yet still no one has caught on and it’s just attributed to the mystery behind the Strider name when reports come back the next day about him being at two separate parties at the same time
Has gotten the reputation of being a player but hasn’t actually slept with anyone in the last ten years, the rumors purely speculation off of his flirty persona, his own fake news stories he’s posted and some of the impersonators going a lil too far in playing their rolls.
Owns like 3 different houses that he has his assistance’s set parties up at that he’s never involved in nor attended and just watches through security cameras from his very modest apartment in Houston.
Somehow has gotten through 20 years in the business without ever doing coke, only started eating edibles to help him sleep. Did shrooms ONCE when he was in his twenties and had such a massive anxiety attack he’s been apprehensive about doing any substances since. Puts Apple Juice in his gifted Wine Glasses.
The only person he keeps in regular contact with that isn’t his assistances is Rose.
Likes to troll his own fanclub pages.
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dave tells rose to bust a nut out there when she goes out to recieve an award on one of her books and she has to try to not lose her damn mind while giving her acceptance speech) credit @frantastically
KARKAT ON THE OTHER HAND
Tried to go into the military, didn’t work out.
Tried to be an author, DID NOT WORK OUT.
Got addicted to Adderall during college which lead to a massive break down and him dropping out.
Found success and a reputation as a miracle PR person turning around the careers of some of Hollywoods biggest disasters and is super hands on in his work. Typical that someone who is incapable of keeping their own life in order would have a talent in telling others what to do.
He’s so good at it that barely anybody talks about his other reputation for dating all his clients.
Married and divorced 3 times, 2 of them happening within 5 years of each other (all of them former clients.)
Is also a movie critic under a pseudonym. Has given every one of Dave’s movie scathing reviews. Dave is his biggest fan and has been trolling his comments section for years.
Was hired by Rose to PR both her and Dave after she found out the Condescension was on his clientele list. She regretted it when he turned her New York compound into a makeshift rehabilitation center overnight.
Keeps refusing to skype Dave or talk through his assistance’s and is relentless in meeting him IN PERSON, Rose pushes him to comply for the sake of the revolution.
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