rainbowcloversandwhalechickens:
- I would write good character arcs for the crockerenglisharleyberts,
- talk more about rose’s mom’s negligence,
wrap up the alpha’s character arcs so they’re not stupid,
have karkat apologize to nepeta, terezi, and jade for being a literal piece of garbage,
give the dead trolls actual character development,
have someone punch eridan and rufioh in the face,
have somebody tell vriska that she doesn’t need to try to be important all the time and that by doing so she’s being completely awful,
TALK ABOUT JADE’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
AND HOW LONELY SHE WAS ALL THE TIME AND HER FACADE AND STUFF
give rose and karkat a conversation and have them be friends,
have kanaya and dave talk
BRING PYRALSPITE TO EARTH C BECAUSE I LOVE HER
have karkat punch vriska in the face
specifically karkat
- have vriska punch karkat in the face
- specifically vriska
also I would have dave and karkat kiss just to shut up the davekat deniers
it’s 2k17,,,, please shut up already its Canon
let rose and kan kiss MORE
have jane be a confirmed lesbian with compulsory heterosexuality and have john be canonically aro/ace because WHY NOT
also have roxy actually TALK about her problems with internalized misogyny
and while we’re on the subject of roxy, have her beat sollux in a hack-off because it’d be satisfying
let her tell the audience herself how SHES FUCKING OVER HER DRINKING PROBLEM THANKS
get sollux and equius to canonically smile because they deserve it
have nepeta be decidedly more awesome and kickbutt while having equius being sweet and good
also have him properly apologize to aradia
have aradia and feferi and kanaya and terezi and nepeta interact more
- bring the sprites to earth c
disclaimer: the ones in italics were not my ideas they were from @adhbee and @pkmn-lillie okay goodbye