frank-myhero-iero:

I literally can’t decide if the funniest and worst part of the maximum ride movie was the
-Awkwardly forced romantic tension between Fang and Max (and the fact he called her mom in the beginning?? Gross dude)
-the super poor acting on everyone’s part, although Gazzy was pretty compelling
-THE. WINGS.
-the sense of style and wardrobe they all suddenly had??
-the flipped character portrayal. Iggy and Gazzy were stocky, Fang had short brown hair (????), max was White as hell??
-the TERRIBLE CGI
-the over-sized cages, as opposed to the classic cramped dog crates
-the lack of like any torture from the School at all
-THEM BITCHES GOT WIFI IN THEIR HOUSE SMH
-That OMINOUS COOKIE LINE LMAO
-Ella and Dr. Martinez were introduced for like two damn seconds??
-there was a TOTAL lack of hypervigilance that all of them are known for
-max was a straight up BITCH
-nudge was a brooding teenager
-angel said nothing ? At all?
-Ari was the only Eraser
-the dream sequence was off
-how had ari not felt max take his card from his pocket?
-ALSO, max is known for being a KICK ASS fighter. She got knocked out from one hit from Ari!
-Fang’s acting was so, so bad it was laughable
-the pace of the movie was so fucked up
-tbh from watching the movie I don’t think I’d want to read the books if I hadn’t already
-and we can’t forget the best part
-Max’s t shirt LITERALLY just said RANCH in block red letters