me relaxing, maybe having a nice snack, enjoying a warm, sunny day: oh what a nice day to not be a homestuck anymore-
hiveswap: nYOHOHO HENLO U FUCKING GREMLIN ITS ME IM HERE TO DRAG YOU BACK DOWN
me: wait no wAIT NO WA I T HO L D ON CAN WE DISCUSS-
hiveswap, rubbing its super amazing plot, characters, art, and music all over my face with its fucking yiff mitts: thats right, you breathe this shit, you assbitch, consume it… live it…
me, suddenly smearing gray paint all over my face, sobbing: please,,,,, i wanted to have a family someday,,,,,
hiveswap: well we dont all get what we want do we you filthy little homestuck