play-read-write:

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

sin-artist:

catf8sh:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own 🙂

me, in this economy: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband 🙂

me, a known gay: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby 🙂

me, an asexual: A WHAT

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what

hagrid: you’re a wizard
me: a wot

my parents: don’t worry, we bought new light bulbs that are the appropriate unit of power. What’s it called again?
me: A Watt?