imagine dirk strider trying to use his sendificator to contact dave in the past. imagine him being unable to send dave anything but paradox slime, so he makes a game out of dumping slime on dave at the worst possible moments. imagine dave left him video journals, and dirk being smug and also genuinely happy when dave gets slimed during one of them, and then especially happy when dave says he knows it was dirk, rose told him it was dirk.
Couldn’t get this out of my head
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