A comprehensive guide to caring for your ugly lil pixel horse

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• The horse can be found if you click on the little horse icon in the bottom left corner.
• The horse poops all the time. The poop releases a deadly, airborne toxic that will kill your horse within fifteen seconds, unless the poop is removed.
• If the horse poops twice within a short span of time, the poop will release twice as much toxin, killing the horse twice as fast.
• You remove the poop by clicking on it.
• If you don’t remove the poop and the horse dies, you can hatch a new one. Presumably from an egg.
• No, you can’t change its name.
• Clicking on the horse itself will make a small heart pop up and then drift upwards. The heart is completely useless. It will not save your horse from the poop toxin.
• Clicking anywhere else will do absolutely nothing.
• Going to a different part of Tumblr – anywhere that’s not your dash – will pause the horse.
• Shutting down your computer will pause the horse.
• Switching tabs to another site, like Facebook or Google, will pause the horse.
• Minimizing the horse window will not pause the horse.
• The horse will just keep pooping.
• The horse will die from the poop toxin.
• That’s how I killed my first horse, True.
• Now I’m stuck with Earl of Aegae.
• Whom I don’t like.
• Despite that, he’s over 100 days old.
• So I know what I’m doing.
• Trust me.