The Straights™: ‘Oh! You’re gay?! I had NO IDEA!! Not that there’s anything wrong with that! I don’t have a problem! You just don’t seem like you’re a… lesbian. Y’know, like you don’t act like… I mean, I’m totally cool with it! Like I don’t care! People can love who they want am-I-right! You don’t seem like one, so I didn’t know, but yeah, totally cool with it!’