If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim.
Can we get a fanfic of this?
“Hey, look,” Harry Potter said, “It’s Tim Riddle.”
“IT’S TOM RIDDLE,” Voldemort whined back, “ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.”
“Ahahaha,” laughed Harry, “Classic Tim.”