Aries: I can do this with ease…ar-ease.
Taurus: I’ve been told I’m a reliable tour guide. I call myself a tour-us.
Gemini: I wanted to play tennis but I’m totally cool with playing mini golf, as long as it’s geMINI golf.
Cancer: Don’t say you can’t, sir. You absolutely can, sir.
Leo: I’m just so, so grateful to have finally won an Oscar!
Virgo: There’s something weird about this place. We better go…virGO.
Libra: Hey, you guys wanna hang out some time? We totally should hang out at the LIBRAry!
Scorpio: Scorpi-oh no. This is not good. This is not good.
Sagittarius: Sagittari-me? No, man. SagittariUS. Let’s both go. Nothing will go wrong. I promise!
Capricorn: You can’t rush this. Just gotta be a bit more patient. Then we can finally go to the farm and pick the corn. The capriCORN.
Aquarius: Aquarius? No, man. A-care-ius. I care about you.
Pisces: Here’s a pie. A pie-sces. I baked it just for you.
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