The Signs as Cole Sprouse Tweets

legitastrology:

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Aries – *Sneezes violently all over keyboard*- “Ah yes, now anyone looking at my browser history will get sick x2.”

Taurus – You thought this puberty was good, wait until you see me after my ~second puberty~

Gemini – I’m so glad that my transition from college student to meme has been only kinda painful.

Cancer – No mutual follow gets me quite as excited as a cat account.

Leo – There’s no revenge like success

Virgo – If you have sex in an Applebees, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees?

Libra – conquer your crippling loneliness by holding your own hand as you walk 🙂

Scorpio – Ran about 10 miles away from my feelings today.

Sagittarius – Be the vape dad everyone knows you can be

Capricorn – You’re giving yourself a lot of professional titles in your instagram bio for someone who just reposts dank memes.

Aquarius – I put the weeb in dweeb

Pisces – *spends more time in the room trying to impress the dog than the humans*