phil: *messes up*
dan: PHIL you are SUCH A FUCKIG NUGGET YOU LITTLE SHIT THIS IS RIDICULOU S WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH YOU YOU DILDO WHAT HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBKE TO SCREW UP S O FUCKIN G BADDD
phil: *doesnt mess up*
dan: WOW I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!! you are undoubtedly incredible. truly a legend bestowed upon the earth birthed from a golden egg on the top of the himalayan mountains. i am enternally in your almighty debt. what a hero.